|Welcome to the virtual TARDIS, this is probably your
first visit (or haven't been here for quite a while) so let me tell you
how it works, when you click on a page that requires a sound (i.e.
Doors) please wait for the sound file to download before clicking
anything else, this will make future use much faster (as it will be stored
in your web cache) and more enjoyable (also allow the animated sections
i.e. demat and remat to fully download, which can take some time depending
on your connection speed)